In much the same way that José Mourinho needs to feed himself with titles, your gluttonous Rumour Mill feels compelled to gorge itself on transfer speculation, unhinging its jaws in that way snakes actually don’t in order to consume and subsequently digest the 50% of its own bodyweight in baseless hearsay and counter-hearsay it requires each day to keep itself and its readers sated.
So it is with all the enthusiasm of a slavering Henry VIII chomping down on a grease-drenched hing leg of boar, we bring you word that Rumour Mill regular and Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane has become so jaded with tell-all linking him with a summer move to Manchester United, that he is now actively agitating for a move to Old Trafford just to put an end to the tedium of constantly having to read about himself wanting to go there.
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via Football | The Guardian http://ift.tt/1GFVPNR
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